CNO - Heuriger

July 18, 2009 -- Our couples group got together at our house to recreate an Austrian wine-drinking "Heuriger" complete with an official "Buschen." The display of the green bush of a pine tree is a sign that the Heuriger is open. Ron & Julie made a meat & onion struddel, the Janets teamed up for the Main Course of Hungarian Goulash and cucumber salad. And as if that was not enough, Sharon brought not one but three desserts -- chocolate truffles; apricot tart and flour-less poppyseed cake.

It was time for some more topical limericks:

I saw a woman with flaming hair.
She didn't seem to have a care.
She calmly stated;
That she was elated;
That her butt was shaped like a pear.

They thought they could change a flat tire.
In the end, they thought they'd expire.
But when they drove to the Canyon.
They sat under a Banyon.
Good they're self-employed or else they'd been fired.

The circus train chugged into town.
With elephants, a lion and a clown.
A midget took a giant leap,
And landed in a giant heap.
That contain things disgustingly brown.

There once was a dancer of Zumba.
Who wanted to learn how to Rumba.
She jumped on a train,
And traveled clear across Spain.
In Madrid, she fell flat on her bumba.

A most wonderful fruit is a pear.
While the girl had a head full of hair.
She called me a liar,
But she slept with a Friar.
And happened to give birth to a bear.

On Sunday I sat on my tusch.
And fell asleep in a bush.
Which bush are we talking about?
Let's all start to jump and to shout!
Then suddenly my brain turned to moosh.

She thought he was a hick.
So she hit him with a stick.
Along came the old wood cutter.
The stick turned out to be butter.
So she hit him with a brick.

The group of eight stayed up very late.
Little did they know of their fate.
The clock struck the hours,
While the vase held the flower.
Then they all went and exchanged their mates.

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